Introducing the Pizza Blanket—a cozy creation that lets you wrap yourself in a giant slice of comfort. With its realistic design, it's like being the ultimate topping on a human calzone. Just be careful: if you fall asleep under it, you might wake up to friends and family trying to order extra cheese! It's the only time being called a "couch potato" is a compliment, especially when you're the most delicious-looking one around. So, next time you're feeling saucy, grab your Pizza Blanket and let the good times roll... or should I say, let the dough rise!